There Was an old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly,
I dunno know why she swallowed that fly,
I guess she'll die ...

Racing through the house at top speed ... pulling up short to growl or bark ... to the casual observer, I'm barking at nothing.

But you would be uninformed.

We had a fly in the house ... a really loud fly ... and it was my job to make short work of this nuisance. So I chased, and I chased, and I chased ... until I wore him out ...then Dad could handle my light work and polish him off with the flyswatter.