I didn't know this was possible ...

As I was catching up on my evening snooze, right next to my Ma and Pa ... my diaphram began to contract. *I* have the hiccups. It happened with such force, I was able to make the bed quiver.

I'm told that drinking water from the wrong side of a glass will shorten the duration of hiccups. This is one of those times when thumbs would really come in handy ...